I came across some pictures from when I worked Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Referring back to Wednesday’s Kash Kuery I could never get ass injections or a Brazilian butt lift, my legs aren’t big enough. I would look stupid, like two Christmas hams on a pair of chicken legs. I’ve seen it done before and it looks awkward and unnatural. I guess I will just have to settle for a lifetime membership to the “pancake clan”, or squat– but we know that’s not going to happen. Oh well, one less thing to sag when I’m older! I hope everyone has a safe and fun Cinco De Mayo weekend! Don’t forget to send your stripper stories and Kash Kuery’s to email@example.com! I’ll be back on Monday!!